Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Well...It's been a little while, but that is only because I didn't think I could post an entry without letting our big news slip!
WE'RE HAVING A BABY!

We've been holding our breath until our doctor's appointment this morning, to hear the heartbeat. Once we heard that 160 beats-per-min. sound reality hit, and we realized that in 7 months there will be one more Ward-Ward in this world! PRETTY SCARY!

It's been the fastest long three months of our marriage so far. It all started when we heard from our landlord that he was selling our condo, and we were going to have to move. As we were looking for new places to rent, or POSSIBLY rent, we got that faint pink like that indicates a baby is on the way. Although the line was so faint you had to squint and turn your head sideways to see it, in the words of my dad..."You can't be a little pregnant". 14 pregnancy tests and 2 weeks later we new for a fact, but needed to wait to make the official internet announcement until we knew we were growing a human, and I wasn't growing a water melon instead :)
Everything started off with a bang...no troubles, and then, at 8 weeks, the nausea set in. Scott has been so helpful, documenting all the milestones along the way, and below, you can see documented proof of morning sickness (although it should really be called all day sickness. The morning part is a LIE!).

Tober has been very helpful the whole time. Always right by my side, wanting to be in the middle of all the fun...

Scott has busied himself by reading "What to Expect When You're Expecting", a book I have threatened to throw in the trash MULTIPLE times. I'm sure it is a useful guide for many pregnant women, and Scott enjoys reading all about what is going to happen in the following days, weeks, and months, but I find reading about burping, barfing, and bellybuttons is disturbing, and tend to stick to watching Sixteen and Pregnant on MTV. If those girls can handle it, I know I'll be okay. And there's nothing like referring to MTV when deciding on what's "normal". I'll sign off this post with our eleven week picture. We take a picture each week, late at night, when everything is swollen and tired, but it sure is hard to deny where that baby is!

Now that the word is out, you can expect many more updates :)

It's not easy growing a human...but in the words of the last comic standing, "It's easier than building a shed!"

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Unaware

It's the last week of school you know, and I have a student that is...how shall I say...unaware of most goings-on in the classroom. Just today, on our 30 millionth trip to the computer lab, where each time they squirt their hands with sanitizer, he asked...

"Mrs. Ward? Do I need hand sanitizer?"
"Yes" I say
"Where is it?" He asks, as he is leaning against it's dispenser...where it has been the entire year...

And yesterday, the icing on the cake.

8:45
*Random assortment of students* "MRS. WARD! Our butterflies have hatched!!!"
Due to my compulsive nature to not allow my students to climb all over themselves in the classroom, creating one gigantic mass of 2nd graders in the middle of the floor, I assured them I would bring the butterflies to each of their desks, ONE at a time.

So I do this. I take the butterfly box and put it on EACH students desk, and ask them what they notice and we get all excited to see our butterflies out of their chrysalis homes..

9:45 (an hour later)
My dear little unaware student...

"MRS. WARD! I was just by the bookshelf, and the BUTTERFLIES have HATCHED!"

What more was there for me to say but..

"You bet!" but I wanted to add...

"Try and keep it a secret until someone else notices...."

:) Only 3 days until summer!

Friday, January 29, 2010

Kindergarten

Two cute stories from kindergarten recess:

A co-worker told me this first story yesterday, and I think it's hysterical!

A kindergarten girl comes running up to the recess teacher. She says...

"Mrs. L, that boy over there said a cuss word!"
Mrsl L: "What word did he say?"
Kinder: "You know...the K word...?"
Mrs. L. "The K word?"
Kinder: Yes...He said the word "shi*"

As she says this a kinder boy comes running up saying
"She's lying! She's lying! I didn't say a bad word! I said the word Shik!"

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The second story is first hand experience :) We share our last recess with one kindergarten class. A group of 3 second grade boys and one kinder boy were playing basketball. The following ensued...

Kinder: Mrs. Ward! That boy stole the ball from me!
Me: Well, stealing is aloud in basketball.
Kinder: No! No it's not!
Me: Yes, it is allowed as long as no one is fouled.
Kinder: Stealing isn't aloud in kindergarten basketball.
Me: Well, right now you're playing with second graders, so that means you need to play with second grade rules.
Kinder: How is THAT going to learn me anything?

:)

Monday, August 10, 2009

I won a shovel

So! Today was our first day back to school after summer vacation (more like grad-school vacation) and our first task was to attend a district meeting. Normally, schools cram in-service meetings down our throats the first two days back, but this year they have given us the gift of time in our classrooms, and it's GLORIOUS!

We had our district meeting at the new middle school, which does not have parking to accommodate 600 district staff members, so at 7:30 this morning I boarded a school bus and rode old school style to the middle school for the meeting.

Once we arrived, we were given a raffle ticket for a drawing. It was only after we were seated that we found out the prize given away was a SHOVEL used to break the ground for the new elementary school...a SHOVEL. There are many things in life that I need, and I can assure you, right now, I have very LITTLE need for a shovel. A big, honkin' shovel. I do, however, have a friend who just bought a house who was salivating over the shovel, seeing as how no one wants to spend their hard earned cash on something like a shovel.

As we find out the door prize is one of 8 shovels, I start to be my usual self, and make fun of the door prize, and my friend. We're joking around back and forth and over hear that attached to the shovel is a gift certificate for dinner. NOW my interest is peaked...I could ALWAYS use a gift certificate for dinner...so as their calling out names, my friend turns and says "you know, if you win that shovel I'm going to smack you with it..." and who should be called for the last shovel???? YOURS TRULY! But the story does not end there my friends.

Karma does not play around. We had to wait until the end of the meetings to receive our prizes, seeing as how they did not want 8 shovels in a crowd of 600 people. So at the end of the meeting, I decide, on my way to pick up the shovel AND gift certificate, to introduce myself to one of our school board members who has a son in my class. After we chit chat for a number of seconds, I arrive at the table, to claim the LAST shovel available, only to watch someone UNTIE my gift certificate and walk off...leaving me...THAT'S RIGHT....JUST A SHOVEL!

So in the end, due to what I’m SURE is a misunderstanding (and karma's way of telling me to be kind to shovels...), I'm left with no free dinner, and one very heavy shovel. It made for one heck of a "back to school" story though....

Monday, May 25, 2009

Bolder Boulder

Scott and I had a busy day today running our first 10 K race in Boulder, Colorado, only 45 min. from our current home.

We met my mom, Bob and Luke and carpooled to the starting line, where before the race we frequented the porta-potties (GROSS) and barely made it in line with our starting group, and when I say barely, I mean BARELY. No stretching for this race. It was get in line and GO!!!

The race was a lot of fun. It's 6 miles of music, and cheering, belly dancing, free beer, and slip-and-slides (if you're willing). You end the race by running into the stadium at the University of Colorado. When you run into the stadium there is a jumbo-tron and YOURS TRULY was plastered on it for an entire 5 seconds at LEAST! (FAAAAAAAAMOUSE!!!!!)

There are 50,000 runners/walkers that enter the race, and you would think that would be crazy, but they have it down to an art, and it was FANTASTIC.

Scott and I are both now limping around the house in the aftermath though...

Tomorrow's my last teacher work day, and then it's OFFICIALLY SUMMER VACATION! We leave for Hawaii in one week, and after that....GRAD SCHOOL!

I'm taking 9 hours this summer, and have everything ready to go. I've got my books ordered, my schedule set, and hopefully am on my way to becoming masters educated (and better paid)!

We shall see what other adventures our summertime holds, but for now, I'm happy relaxing on my couch, feeling the ice cream I just ate was well deserved, and excited by the fact that my husband lost a bet and now has to cook dinner/do the dishes AND iron his pants ALL week long!

Life is good :)

Monday, April 6, 2009

sweat

So I bought a new green shirt at Banana Republic and have been dying for a warmISH day to try it out, and decided today was the day. So because the weather has been so up and down the thermostat in my classroom is whacky, so I went into my classroom and it was burning up. First thing this morning, as I'm starting my lesson, one of my students raises her hand and says..

A. "Mrs. Ward, what's that on your shirt?"

Me. "Oh! You like my new shirt? It's a pretty bow."

A. "No, over there on your shirt."

Me. "That's my nametag. I wear it every day."

A. "No, not that, over THERE!"

Me. "There's nothing on my shirt honey."

A. "Mrs. Ward, it's under your armpit!"

Me. " A. that's called sweat. Moving on..."

Needless to day this fabric likes to maintain moisture, and it was the beginning of the day, and I knew I had a long day ahead of me trying to make my armpits look fresh. Soemtimes, buying new clothes is not what it's cracked up to be...

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Snowed In...

It's a good thing that we didn't go to the grocery store before the snowstorm. I have a tendency to eat when I'm all cooped up. I've had a big breakfast, lunch, and am craving a snack, all in the past 2 hours or so it seems...

We were supposed to get pounded by snow, but only have a little, so I've convinced my husband to venture out, before I eat us out of house and home.

Even though it is April, and snowing, and I'm colder than I usually am this time of year, Colorado is great. Right now, the sun is shining, and there isn't a layer of ice underneath this snow (a Kansas tradition).

Last week was spring break, and I got to go home and remember what it was like to have great friends and a job where I knew where everything was. I was kind of on my pitty pot when I got back, feeling like the new kid at work, and feeling lonely, but then I went walking/running with my new friends, spent the week teaching kids who do not fall apart on a daily basis and ate some delicious mexican food, and my pitty pot slowly dissipated. Plus, mom called and asked us to come down for Easter, and that's totally possible.

I really miss my Missouri job, my Kansas/Missouri friends, our house, my nephews, being able to drive to Tulsa for the weekend and carpooling, but distance makes the heart grow fonder right? And it helps that I am building a new home for my family here.

It also helps that we go to Colorado Springs for Easter, I know when I'm going back to Kansas to visit my friends, Scott and I now have plane tickets to Tulsa in May, my new friends and I are meeting for "cokes" on Friday after work, and that Scott and I are flying to Hawaii June 2nd!!! It's nice to have something to look forward to :) Even if a Royals game is included in there along the way...